Quote by Bennett Cerf
Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. -

Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup. – Bennett Cerf

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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they dont recognize you. – Bennett Cerf

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