Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us. – Jon Heder
Im not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. – Jon Heder
Im not that into reading. If Im gonna read, Im gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book. – Jon Heder
Youve got to honor your relationship with your audience – that they sit down because they want to be entertained. And that doesnt mean you cant provoke them and antagonize them and challenge them in the course of the entertainment as long as you keep the entertainment part of the equation alive. – David E. Kelley