Quote by Jennifer Coolidge
A mans ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less r

A mans ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings. – Jennifer Coolidge

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