Jerry Ford is so dumb he cant fart and chew gum at the same time. – Lyndon B. Johnson Category: Presidency
I can hear chocolate being unwrapped, somewhere. – Dr.SunWolf, 2012 tweet, professorsunwolf.com Category: Chocolate
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain Category: Education