Quote by Wallace Shawn
I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didn

I was making my living from a joke about my appearance that I didnt understand, and in a way still dont, because when I look in a mirror it doesnt seem funny to me. – Wallace Shawn

Other quotes by Wallace Shawn

In terms of number of movies, Ive been in an extraordinary amount. If you count only the minutes Im onscreen, its not so long. – Wallace Shawn

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movies
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But because weve all been readers, we know what the experience is like, and we hope that what certain writers have given to us, we will give to someone. – Wallace Shawn

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Experience
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You can go to a play that is enjoyable because its funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play thats enjoyable because its disturbing. – Wallace Shawn

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funny
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If you are a great dramatic actor then you often dont know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy its a simple premise. If its funny, people laugh. If its not, they dont. – Steve Coogan

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You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. – Colin Quinn

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funny

The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldnt tell a joke to save my life. – Seann William Scott

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funny

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity. – Albert Einstein

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funny

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Ridicule is a weak weapon when pointed at a strong mind; but common people are cowards and dread an empty laugh. – Martin Tupper

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Ridicule

Ill tell you one thing: Dont ever give anybody your best advice, because theyre not going to follow it. – Jack Nicholson

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best

Dont get me wrong – Ive gone to a club. But Id much rather be with my close friends at home or a concert, or on a trip. Ill go dancing with my grandma. She likes to cut a rug! – Zac Efron

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It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised Id become an actor. – James Darcy

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Graduation