Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. – Josh Billings
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. – Josh Billings
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. – Josh Billings
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. – Josh Billings