Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. – Josh Billings
Theres a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they havent the time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. – Josh Billings
Theres a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they havent the time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
Its not only the most difficult thing to know ones self, but the most inconvenient. – Josh Billings
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough. – Josh Billings