Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. – Josh Billings
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. – Josh Billings

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. – Josh Billings
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. – Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. – Josh Billings
Girls blush, sometimes, because they are alive, half wishing they were dead to save the shame. The sudden blush devours them, neck and brow; They have drawn too near the fire of life, like gnats, and flare up bodily, wings and all. What then? Whos sorry for a gnat or girl? – Elizabeth Barrett Browning