A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, At my age, I dont even buy green bananas. – Claude Pepper Category: Age
The first crocodile I ever caught was at nine years of age, and it was a rescue. – Steve Irwin Category: Age
Whoever marries the spirit of this age will find himself a widower in the next. – William Ralph Inge Category: Age
Youth is a blunder; manhood a struggle; old age a regret. – Benjamin Disraeli, Coningsby Category: Age
Its easier to sit there and say you dont like feminists because they dont have a sense of humor. – Joan Jett Category: Humor
Better to die in the pursuit of civilized values, we believed, than in a flight underground. We were offering a value system couched in the language of science. – John Charles Polanyi Category: Science