Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Laughter -- An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the

Laughter — An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable. – Ambrose Bierce

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Seven days without laughter makes one weak. – Mort Walker

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When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy,
And the dimpling stream runs laughing by;
When the air does laugh with our merry wit,
And the green hill laughs with the noise of it. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed. – Sébastien-Roch Nicolas (Chamfort), translated from French

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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable. – Anon.

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