You know what your problem is, its that you havent seen enough movies – all of lifes riddles are answered in the movies. – Steve Martin
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. – Steve Martin
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. – Steve Martin
When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I wouldve had a chance. Because thats where my real heart was. – Steve Martin