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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain i

And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black

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I was a very undisciplined person but acting was something that actually motivated me to get up in the morning. I hadnt experienced that before, but it was something that really excited me. I think I could be quite self-conscious and it gave me a release. – Rufus Sewell

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. – Henny Youngman

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Your home should be your home. People shouldnt be allowed to use whatever crazy lenses they use to catch you waking up in the morning. – Sarah Chalke

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Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and youll start to see a big difference in your life. – Yoko Ono

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