Quote by Lewis Black
And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain i

And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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Men
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A father and two sons run Adelphia. Its a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people – three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? Lets send the monkey to Mars, Dad! – Lewis Black

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Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as todays newspaper. – Charles Peguy

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If youre bored with life – you dont get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you dont have enough goals. – Lou Holtz

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Sydney in general is eclectic. You can be on that brilliant blue ocean walk in the morning and then within 20 minutes you can be in a completely vast suburban sprawl or an Italian or Asian suburb, and its that mix of people, its that melting pot of people that give it its vital personality. – Baz Luhrmann

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Through the blackest night, morning gently tiptoes, feeling its way to dawn. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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If a relationship is founded on love it doesnt end. – Rosanne Cash

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I always wanted to make a childrens album because you have the freedom to explore so many wonderful topics and sounds. – Lisa Loeb

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Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock. – Pablo Picasso

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The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes. – Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975

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