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And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain i

And I know this happens because I took economics, and Id explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 oclock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. – Lewis Black

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Its absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, weve got rockets, weve got saran wrap – fix it! – Lewis Black

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