In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons. – Croesus Category: Father
When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck Category: Father
To be a successful father… theres one absolute rule: when you have a kid, dont look at it for the first two years. – Ernest Hemingway Category: Father
That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? – Joseph Addison Category: Father
Ive always been into guitars… we want to put keyboards on, but keyboard players dont look cool onstage, they just keep their heads down. There has never been a cool keyboard player, apart from Elton John. – Noel Gallagher Category: cool
Lets give some substance to patriotism. It may take a generation. – Richard Dreyfuss Category: Patriotism
If the Aborigine drafted an I.Q. test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. – Stanley Garn Category: Civilization