Quote by Stephen Baker
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner

Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker

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Even though Im retired for some years now I still have something positive to say to kids. And they still listen. – Stephen Baker

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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction — and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. – Stephen Baker

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Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. – Stephen Baker

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A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. – Hazel Nicholson

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Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf. – Roy Blount, Jr.

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Both ardent lovers and austere scholars, when once they come to the years of discretion, love cats, so strong and gentle, the pride of the household, who like them are sensitive to the cold, and sedentary. – Charles Baudelaire

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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. – Hippolyte Taine

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