Quote by Stephen Baker
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner

Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker

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Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. – Stephen Baker

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Cats
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Even though Im retired for some years now I still have something positive to say to kids. And they still listen. – Stephen Baker

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You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. – Jane Pauley

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Both ardent lovers and austere scholars, when once they come to the years of discretion, love cats, so strong and gentle, the pride of the household, who like them are sensitive to the cold, and sedentary. – Charles Baudelaire

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If only cats grew into kittens. – R. Stern

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You own a dog but you feed a cat. – Jenny de Vries

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