Quote by Stephen Baker
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner

Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker

Other quotes by Stephen Baker

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. – Stephen Baker

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Cats
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Even though Im retired for some years now I still have something positive to say to kids. And they still listen. – Stephen Baker

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positive
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You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. – Proverb

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Cats

In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. – Rosanne Amberson

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Cats

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. – Barbara Holland

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Cats

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. – Stephen Baker

Category:
Cats

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