Quote by Stephen Baker
Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner

Of all the toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a sound when you jump on it. – Stephen Baker

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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction — and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. – Stephen Baker

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Even though Im retired for some years now I still have something positive to say to kids. And they still listen. – Stephen Baker

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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly coordinated as a human being, grates their sensibility. – Stephen Baker

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The cat was created when the lion sneezed. – Arabian Proverb

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If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. – Alfred North Whitehead

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A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. – Arab Proverb

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There is something about the presence of a cat… that seems to take the bite out of being alone. – Louis J. Camuti

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