An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. – George Mikes
On the Continent people have good food in England people have good table manners. – George Mikes
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. – George Mikes
On the Continent people have good food in England people have good table manners. – George Mikes
You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. – George Mikes
The trouble with tea is that originally it was quite a good drink. So a group of the most eminent British scientists put their heads together, and made complicated biological experiments to find a way of spoiling it. To the eternal glory of British science their labor bore fruit. – George Mikes