Quote by Max Greenfield
Im Jewish and my wife isnt so right now were literally decorating

Im Jewish and my wife isnt so right now were literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. – Max Greenfield

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When Im in the car sometimes its like, Yeah, man, just put on the pop music. You know what I mean? I dont want to listen to Tom Waits. – Max Greenfield

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I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. Youve got to. My wife and I are honest to a fault with each other, and were best friends on top of it, so were very fortunate. – Max Greenfield

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relationship
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For a girl, the wedding is when youre married. For a guy, its when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding. – Max Greenfield

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I was at the vice presidents Christmas party. I thought that his speech was spectacular, and I knew that it was a very emotional and difficult thing for him to do, but I admonished him for not waiting just one more stinking day. – Bradley Whitford

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For a long time all I wanted for Christmas were books about outdoor survival. I was convinced that the woods were calling me. I camped a lot, I took classes. At 18, I told myself if I dont live in the woods by myself by the time Im 25, I have failed. – Chris Evans

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You have to remind kids to stay connected to the meaning of Christmas. Sometimes it takes a little bit of effort, but its so worth it. – Caroline Kennedy

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Thats the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than me. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Adults are always so busy with the dull and dusty affairs of life which have nothing to do with grass, trees, and running streams. – The Little Grey Men by BB (Denys Watkins-Pitchford), 1942

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The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. – Oscar Wilde

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Happiness is not a horse, you cannot harness it. – Proverb

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Let me tell you something – being thought of as a beautiful woman has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory. – Halle Berry

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