Im Jewish and my wife isnt so right now were literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. – Max Greenfield
Theres nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end. – Max Greenfield
When Im in the car sometimes its like, Yeah, man, just put on the pop music. You know what I mean? I dont want to listen to Tom Waits. – Max Greenfield
For a girl, the wedding is when youre married. For a guy, its when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding. – Max Greenfield