Quote by Max Greenfield
Im Jewish and my wife isnt so right now were literally decorating

Im Jewish and my wife isnt so right now were literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. – Max Greenfield

Other quotes by Max Greenfield

When Im in the car sometimes its like, Yeah, man, just put on the pop music. You know what I mean? I dont want to listen to Tom Waits. – Max Greenfield

Category:
car
Read Quote

For a girl, the wedding is when youre married. For a guy, its when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding. – Max Greenfield

Category:
wedding
Read Quote

I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. Youve got to. My wife and I are honest to a fault with each other, and were best friends on top of it, so were very fortunate. – Max Greenfield

Category:
relationship
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Christmas
category

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things — not the great occasions — give off the greatest glow of happiness. – Bob Hope

Category:
Christmas

The Earth reminded us of a Christmas tree ornament hanging in the blackness of space. As we got farther and farther away it diminished in size. Finally it shrank to the size of a marble, the most beautiful marble you can imagine. – James Irwin

Category:
Christmas

For a Jewish guy, Ive recorded a lot of Christmas albums. – Barry Manilow

Category:
Christmas

But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year. – Trishelle Cannatella

Category:
Christmas

Random Quotes

Better a thousand times careful than once dead. – Proverb

Category:
Firefighters

Salt looks like sugar. – Proverb [Be careful who you trust. —tεᖇᖇ¡·g]

Category:
Food

If there is not the war, you dont get the great general if there is not a great occasion, you dont get a great statesman if Lincoln had lived in a time of peace, no one would have known his name. – Theodore Roosevelt

Category:
great

If the single man plant himself indomitably on his instincts, and there abide, the huge world will come round to him. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Category:
Intuition