For a girl, the wedding is when youre married. For a guy, its when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding. – Max Greenfield
Theres nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end. – Max Greenfield
Im Jewish and my wife isnt so right now were literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. – Max Greenfield
When Im in the car sometimes its like, Yeah, man, just put on the pop music. You know what I mean? I dont want to listen to Tom Waits. – Max Greenfield
The world runs on individuals pursuing their self interests. The great achievements of civilization have not come from government bureaus. Einstein didnt construct his theory under order from a, from a bureaucrat. Henry Ford didnt revolutionize the automobile industry that way. – Milton Friedman