Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. – Margaret Cho
We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. – Margaret Cho
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with. – Margaret Cho
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. Thats a straight up Democrat move! – Margaret Cho