Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity. – Ambrose Bierce
Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce

Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity. – Ambrose Bierce
Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce
Deliberation. The act of examining ones bread to determine which side it is buttered on. – Ambrose Bierce