Quote by Kate Beckinsale
If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense

If I ever have sex with someone I might be able to develop a sense of humor. – Kate Beckinsale

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I think whats dangerous about being an actor who does action movies is you think, Well, I can totally handle myself now. But if my opponent didnt know the other half of the routine, I dont know how well Id do. – Kate Beckinsale

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movies
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Its a very difficult thing losing a parent, but I think theres an added complication for me, because he was so well-loved and he had this very open charm that made people feel they had a personal relationship with him. – Kate Beckinsale

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relationship
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Humor
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I always thought the biggest failing of Americans was their lack of irony. They are very serious there! Naturally, there are exceptions… the Jewish, Italian, and Irish humor of the East Coast. – Colin Firth

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I just am a snob when it comes to humor. – Courteney Cox

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Humor

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. – Tracy Morgan

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Humor

Sometimes Americans dont quite get my sense of humor. My good ol British sarcasm seems to go over their heads. – Lee Westwood

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Humor

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There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark. – Stephen Hawking

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All vital truth contains the memory of all that for which it is not true. – David Herbert Lawrence

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Spectacular achievement is always preceded by unspectacular preparation. – Robert H. Schuller

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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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