Historian: an unsuccessful novelist. – H.L. Mencken
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. – H.L. Mencken

Historian: an unsuccessful novelist. – H.L. Mencken
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. – H.L. Mencken
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. – H.L. Mencken
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. – H.L. Mencken