Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Years Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldnt come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day. – Yeardley Smith
Since the dawn of time, there has been one truth about men: if they can toss it, pass it, dribble it, or throw it — they will. – The Middle, “The Sinkhole” (season6, episode6, original airdate 2014 November 12
In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them. – George Mikes
