I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. – Jay London
Im just like so many women – I was frustrated, I had these white pants that I had spent a lot of money on, and you get home and you think, What am I really supposed to wear under this? So it was a frustrated consumer moment. – Sara Blakely
In any relationship that comes to an end, theres never just a baseline reason why. You say, Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend. Someone says, Why? You say, Well, you got three hours? And then maybe after I tell you my version, youve got to talk to her. – Michael Rapaport
