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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. – Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"

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You see, thats another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor. – Liza Minnelli

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. – E. B. White

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Democratic politicians have disliked things Ive written, Republican politicians… if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck. – Adam Clymer

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