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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. – Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"

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If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, youve created a special little thing, and thats what Im looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything. – Paul Simon

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. – E. B. White

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Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic. – Barbet Schroeder

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We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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