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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. – Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"

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Whether planned or not, humor takes our mind off of our troubles. – Allen Klein

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Humor

If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time. – Lynda Barry

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Humor

Ive always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I dont say anything for shock value. – Amy Schumer

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Humor

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. – Max Eastman

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Never point a finger where you never lent a hand. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Awards were made in Hollywood, in whatever the time it was created. Theyre to promote each others movies. You give me an award, I give you an award and people will believe that we are great movies and theyll go to see them. Its still the same. – Javier Bardem

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I want someone to laugh with me, someone to be grave with me, someone to please me and help my discrimination with his or her own remark, and at times, no doubt, to admire my acuteness and penetration. – Robert Burns

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The Occupy movement needs an organizing principle, and – just as the Tea Party did – it needs some actual measures of success. Choose one candidate whose agenda is squarely within that of the movement and make his or her electoral success a focal point. – Eliot Spitzer

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