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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. – Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"

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The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies. – William Temple

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