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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. – Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"

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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. – Ambrose Bierce

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Once we got over the origin story, we could really delve deeper into their lives and characters and angst. So this movie actually has more heart, more humor. – Avi Arad

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Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just dont get it. – Lara Flynn Boyle

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The waltz is a very important part of my life. Its a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world. – Andre Rieu

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