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After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. – Bill Kelly, "Mordillo"

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is. – Francis Bacon

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I really wouldnt want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there, simple things like smells and the British sense of humor. – Jonny Lee Miller

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The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. – Alice Meynell

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