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I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like

I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesnt work in the summer though. I dont have the right clothes. – Alexei Sayle

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If you travel to the States… they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say elevator, we say lift they say drapes, we say curtains they say president, we say seriously deranged git. – Alexei Sayle

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As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. – Alexei Sayle

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Ive accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death. – Alexei Sayle

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