Quote by Conan OBrien
I have an abacus at home. - Conan OBrien

I have an abacus at home. – Conan OBrien

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The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said hed like to help, but hes pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army. – Conan OBrien

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Government
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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. – Conan OBrien

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Women
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I go home and dont get treated any differently. People have known me all my life and are interested and very supportive but because they have known me forever I dont get any diva treatment. My mum still tells me off if I havent loaded the dishwasher for her. – Katherine Jenkins

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Home

There are things you just cant do in life. You cant beat the phone company, you cant make a waiter see you until hes ready to see you, and you cant go home again. – Bill Bryson

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Home

To me luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesnt hurt. – Olivia Newton-John

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Home

Where there is a mother in the home, matters go well. – Amos Bronson Alcott

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Home

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