Quote by Conan OBrien
I have an abacus at home. - Conan OBrien

I have an abacus at home. – Conan OBrien

Other quotes by Conan OBrien

The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said hed like to help, but hes pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army. – Conan OBrien

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Government
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The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, Why didnt you do that when you were on television? – Conan OBrien

Category:
funny
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Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and youre kind, amazing things will happen. – Conan OBrien

Category:
amazing
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Other Quotes from
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When my son was born, and after a day of lying-in I was told that I could leave the hospital and take him home, I burst into tears. It wasnt the emotion of the moment: it was shock and horror. – Susan Orlean

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Home

Women are oppressed in the east, in the west, in the south, in the north. Women are oppressed inside, outside home, a woman is oppressed in religion, she is oppressed outside religion. – Taslima Nasrin

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Home

He may be president, but he still comes home and swipes my socks. – Joseph P. Kennedy

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Home

Im the type of woman you might say is too good. Ill massage a mans feet, have dinner cooked when he gets home. But once they leave, the door is closed, and the locks are changed. – Angie Stone

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Home

Random Quotes

Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

Category:
God

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. – Cyril Connolly

Category:
Serenity

The dubbing of the music and effects is really incredible today. Youre feeling gun shots. I mean, its not the way people say it is, but the gunshot sounds real. And cars sound real. Among the many things in the evolution (of movies) is to make the sound in the movie incredible. Thats what you feel. – Joel Silver

Category:
movies

I respect music, I do. I love it. – Youssou NDour

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respect