Quote by Conan OBrien
I have an abacus at home. - Conan OBrien

I have an abacus at home. – Conan OBrien

Other quotes by Conan OBrien

The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheneys friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said Yes. – Conan OBrien

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War
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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. – Conan OBrien

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Women
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There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized. – Conan OBrien

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Fear
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Other Quotes from
Home
category

Just that working with Clint again is like coming home. – Morgan Freeman

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Home

Just as the police review their operational tactics, so we in the Home Office will review the powers available to the police. – Theresa May

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Home

I would have gone home to my mother, but Im not that crazy about my mother. – Cher

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Home

Let architects sing of aesthetics that bring Rich clients in hordes to their knees Just give me a home, in a great circle dome Where stresses and strains are at ease. – R. Buckminster Fuller

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Home

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Come, come! Let us go to breakfast. The morning air has given me a rude appetite. I long to say grace over a fresh egg… – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Hyperion, A Romance, “The Evening and the Morning St

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Eating

In the world today, a young lady who does not have a college education just is not educated. – Walter Annenberg

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Education

What was a really private and nice relationship was judged and made to be something ugly. – Marla Maples

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relationship

I want to own an NFL franchise. I understand the business of football. – Jon Bon Jovi

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Business