Quote by Conan OBrien
I have an abacus at home. - Conan OBrien

I have an abacus at home. – Conan OBrien

Other quotes by Conan OBrien

President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isnt that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003. – Conan OBrien

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amazing
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Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasnt changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that hes started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob. – Conan OBrien

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War
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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate dont move. – Satchel Paige

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Home

Being born in a Christian home does not make you a Christian. – E. Stanley Jones

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I want kids to have a chance to dream of becoming something like I did in my life, and when youre living in a home thats dysfunctional and unhealthy that way, you dont dream like that. – Picabo Street

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Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much. – Walter Lippmann

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Ive got all the money Ill ever need, if I die by four oclock. – Henny Youngman

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