Linguists are no different from any other people who spend more than nineteen hours a day pondering the complexities of grammar and its relationship to practically everything else in order to prove that language is so inordinately complicated that it is impossible in principle for people to talk. – Ronald W. Langacker (b.1942), Language and Its Structure, 1973

A double negative is a no-no. – Author unknown

I always put the apostrophe in “ain’t” to make certain I’m using proper improper English. – Author unknown

Every time you make a typo, the errorists win. – Author unknown