I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out. – Oscar Wilde, variously worded paraphrase, see quoteinvestigator.com/2015/10/25/c
Mr Speaker, I said the honourable Member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honourable Member may place the punctuation where he pleases. – Attributed to Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751–1816), responding to a rebuk
All those years wed spent learning these chops, and all those gigs in Germany where youd play all night, and along comes punk. It has nothing to do with that. A lot of people went out of business. – Nick Lowe