The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. – Russell Baker
Dont try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. – Russell Baker
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. – Russell Baker
Dont try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. – Russell Baker
It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic. – Russell Baker
Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. – Russell Baker