The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. – Russell Baker
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. – Russell Baker
When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools. – Russell Baker
Except for politics, no business is scrutinized more exhaustively than journalism. – Russell Baker
All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. Im into every kind of cookbook and anything by Anthony Bourdain. Id love to own a restaurant if I could find the right chef. – Jesse McCartney