Quote by Jules Feiffer
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence. -

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence. – Jules Feiffer

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Artists can color the sky red because they know it’s blue. Those of us who aren’t artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we’re stupid. – Jules Feiffer

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At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence? – Jules Feiffer

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Holiday? Is like, what? Im a hyperactive girl, so it may be boring for me to be on the beach doing nothing. I just need to find a place for three weeks and work but sleep in the morning, maybe write a little bit, have a glass of red wine. Thats my perfect holiday. – Melanie Laurent

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You lie awake at 3 in the morning thinking of story ideas. Youre online at 8 a.m. on a Sunday or midnight on a Wednesday. Its a job that you never push aside. – James Daly

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No matter how bad things are, you can at least be happy that you woke up this morning. – D. L. Hughley

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I have a family and two cats I get up with my kids early in the morning. – Vanna White

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The Super Bowl is like a movie, and the quarterback is the leading man. – Leigh Steinberg, quoted by @ESPNNFL, 2014 January 20th

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He who is false to present duty breaks a thread in the loom, and will find the flaw when he may have forgotten its cause. – Henry Ward Beecher

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It is conventional to call monster any blending of dissonant elements. I call monster every original inexhaustible beauty. – Alfred Jarry

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