Quote by Jules Feiffer
Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence. -

Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence. – Jules Feiffer

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Artists can color the sky red because they know it’s blue. Those of us who aren’t artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we’re stupid. – Jules Feiffer

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At sixteen I was stupid, confused and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self-confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence? – Jules Feiffer

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When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldnt expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. – Joe Slovo

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