Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must n

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. – Chuck Palahniuk

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The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk

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Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself. – Chuck Palahniuk

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But at any rate, the point is that God is what nobody admits to being, and everybody really is. – Alan Watts

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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you dont believe? – Quentin Crisp

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My religion is based on truth and non-violence. Truth is my God. Non-violence is the means of realising Him. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If he is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head. – Gilbert K. Chesterton

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