If we escape punishment for our vices, why should we complain if we are not rewarded for our virtues? – John Churton Collins, Aphorisms in the English Review, 1914
If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair. – Samuel Johnson
When two kids are being completely berserk, and theyre naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where theyre going to be dressed, and theyre going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes. – Louis C. K.