I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright Category: Perspective
Injury, when it is slight, upsets me; when it is strong it calms me. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Category: Perspective
I have found that the conclusion, “Nobody cares” is always based on an insufficient sampling. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Perspective
But such a tiny and trivial thing as an umbrella can deprive you of the sight of such a stupendous fact as the sun. – Meher Baba Category: Perspective
I get hired by companies to hack into their systems and break into their physical facilities to find security holes. Our success rate is 100% weve always found a hole. – Kevin Mitnick Category: Success
My weight fluctuates depending on my mood and my current devotion to my fitness routine. – Lena Dunham Category: fitness
Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men. – Gerald R. Ford Category: Government