The reason why men do not obey us, is because they see the mud at the bottom of our eye. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Category: Men
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown Category: Sex
He that can take rest is greater than he that can take cities. – Benjamin Franklin Category: Rest, Leisure
Dentists are medical professionals who help you put your money where your mouth is. – Author Unknown Category: Dental