Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. – Henry David Thoreau Category: Men
I have no ambition to govern men it is a painful and thankless office. – Thomas Jefferson Category: Men
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, its quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. – Rita Rudner Category: Men
No cowboy was ever faster on the draw than a grandparent pulling a baby picture out of a wallet. – Author Unknown Category: Grandparents Day
And after I make a lot of money, Ill be able to afford running for office. – Christy Romano Category: Politics
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. – Doug Larson Category: Admin Asst Day
