Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. – Muhammad Ali Category: Life
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. – William James Category: Life
Its painful for me to watch someone who isnt funny. Its horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. – Joe Rogan Category: funny
My joking answer to this question is that I leave a bowl of milk out on the back porch every night for the Idea Fairy. In the morning, the milk is gone and theres a brand-new shiny idea by the bowl. – Sarah Zettel Category: Morning