Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. – Mason Cooley Category: VacationsAuthorMason CooleyRead Quote
Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them. – Mason Cooley Category: WomenAuthorMason CooleyRead Quote
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly Category: pet
Theres kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you dont pet her for 10 minutes shell bother you for six hours. – Scott Adams Category: pet
I was a dog in a past life. Really. Ill be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him. – William H. Macy Category: pet
Something my mom taught me when I was little is that everything happens for a reason. – Shawn Johnson Category: mom
I love a beautiful gown on stage, and luckily Ive been fortunate to wear some amazing dresses. – Leona Lewis Category: amazing
Im open to play for anybody that would give me respect, treat me the right way, and actually going to make me feel comfortable. – Pedro Martinez Category: respect
