Quote by Dorothy Parker
Enjoyed it! One more drink and Id have been under the host. - Doro

Enjoyed it! One more drink and Id have been under the host. – Dorothy Parker

Other quotes by Dorothy Parker

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

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Toasts
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He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker

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Office
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it true That ways of love are never new- The love that sets you daft and dazed Is every love that ever blazed; The happier, I, to fathom this: A kiss is every other kiss. – Dorothy Parker

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Love :: Kisses
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A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Parties

Of all the pretenses of the formal party season, the hardest, I find, is pretending that your clothes fit. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Parties

Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) – Dorothy Parker

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Parties

The red-letter days, now become, to all intents and purposes, dead-letter days. – Charles Lamb

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Parties

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Strong women only marry weak men. – Bette Davis

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We really havent had very much experience with people funding their retirement out of the stock market, and we dont know, frankly, how it would work under every scenario. – Ron Chernow

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The world of politics is always twenty years behind the world of thought. – John Jay Chapman

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