Quote by Dorothy Parker
Enjoyed it! One more drink and Id have been under the host. - Doro

Enjoyed it! One more drink and Id have been under the host. – Dorothy Parker

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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

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Toasts
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it true That ways of love are never new- The love that sets you daft and dazed Is every love that ever blazed; The happier, I, to fathom this: A kiss is every other kiss. – Dorothy Parker

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No man does right by a woman at a party. – Harry Golden

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It is at a fair that man can be drunk forever on liquor, love, or fights; at a fair that your front pocket can be picked by a trotting horse looking for sugar, and your hind pocket by a thief looking for his fortune. – E.B. (Elwyn Brooks) White

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Of all the pretenses of the formal party season, the hardest, I find, is pretending that your clothes fit. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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