Enjoyed it! One more drink and Id have been under the host. – Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

Enjoyed it! One more drink and Id have been under the host. – Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker
Constant use will not wear ragged the fabric of friendship. – Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker
The man of the constitutional régime is not a merry-maker, quite the contrary. He is hypocritical, avaricious, and profoundly selfish; whatever question strikes against his brow, his brow rings like a drawer full of big pennies. – Claude Tillier (1801–1844), My Uncle Benjamin: A Humorous, Satirical, and