Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. – Ambrose Bierce
Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. – Ambrose Bierce

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. – Ambrose Bierce
Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. – Ambrose Bierce
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce