A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood. – John Gray
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate. – Dylan Moran
You know when everyones watching, your mom and dad, your friends in high school who thought they were better than you. You get your chance to get in the spotlight and shine. – Shaun Alexander