Dont mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. – Josh Billings
Theres a great power in words, if you dont hitch too many of them together. – Josh Billings
Dont mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. – Josh Billings
Theres a great power in words, if you dont hitch too many of them together. – Josh Billings
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings