If you dont own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger Caras Category: Dogs
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner Category: Dogs
Dog. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the worlds worship. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Dogs
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. – Christopher Morley Category: Dogs
Its fun to play mom. Last I knew I was playing a 17-year-old who graduated. – Selma Blair Category: mom
One part of knowledge consists in being ignorant of such things as are not worthy to be known. – Crates Category: Knowledge
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. – Susan Sontag Category: Sex
