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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldnt pay the b

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldnt pay the bill he gave me six months more. – Walter Matthau

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[Poker] exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great. – Walter Matthau

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