[Celery] is as fresh and clean as a rainy day after a spell of heat. It crackles pleasantly in the mouth…. it should be eaten alone, for it is the only food which one really wants to hear oneself eat. – A.A. Milne (1882–1956), “A Word for Autumn,” Not That It Matters
Look, Congress has allocated more money to finance the upcoming Iraqi elections than it has for the American elections. Theres something wrong with that. – Donna Brazile
