It is not death, but dying, which is terrible. – Henry Fielding
A good face they say, is a letter of recommendation. O Nature, Nature, why art thou so dishonest, as ever to send men with these false recommendations into the World! – Henry Fielding
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom. – Henry Fielding
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not. – Henry Fielding
Ive been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama – then candidate Obama – going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest Ive seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of til death do we part. – Mitt Romney
I think that were in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine theres just a lot of opportunity for women to have powerful roles. Or its just that theres more women writing TV. Women tend to maybe write strong women. – Whitney Cummings