Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, its the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. – Christopher Morley
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. – Christopher Morley

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, its the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. – Christopher Morley
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. – Christopher Morley
Any man worth his salt has by the time he is forty-five accumulated a crown of thorns, and the problem is to learn to wear it over one ear. – Christopher Morley
The trouble with wedlock is that theres not enough wed and too much lock. – Christopher Morley