Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes its based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal. – Alton Brown
I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. – Alton Brown
A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that. – Alton Brown
I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth – I just hate what is being done with it. – Alton Brown