Quote by Mayer Hawthorne
I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. Whats life with

I consider myself to have a decent sense of humor. Whats life without a sense of humor? – Mayer Hawthorne

Other quotes by Mayer Hawthorne

My dad calls me Mac a lot, from Mike Tysons Punch Out – Little Mac is the main character. I was obsessed. I can still beat Mike Tyson on Punch Out. – Mayer Hawthorne

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I was really fortunate growing up to have a broad musical education. My parents listened to all kinds of music, rock, soul, Motown, jazz, Frank Sinatra, everything. – Mayer Hawthorne

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My dad taught me to play bass. Hes a bass player he still plays in a band in Michigan to this day. He taught me to play bass when I was about 6. I used to just go to band practice with him, and whoever didnt show up for rehearsal that day, I would take their spot. – Mayer Hawthorne

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. – E. B. White

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Negative humor is forgotten immediately. Its the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter childrens books. – Berkeley Breathed

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A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally. – John Ratzenberger

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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. – W. C. Fields

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