If by chance some day youre not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing Ive said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. – Red Skelton
When lovely woman stoops to folly, and finds too late that men betray, what charm can soothe her melancholy, what art can wash her guilt away? – Oliver Goldsmith