Quote by Ted Rall
Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get p

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. – Ted Rall

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Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most. – Ted Rall

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The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country. – Ted Rall

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There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girls sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system it could be a lot of different things. – Jensen Ackles

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I think Ive learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart – and I think a healthy sense of humor doesnt hurt either. – Dorothea Benton Frank

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The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. – Jacob August Riis

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Absurdity is what I like most in life, and theres humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. – David Lynch

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