Logo
Quote by Ted Rall
Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get p

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. – Ted Rall

Other quotes by Ted Rall

The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country. – Ted Rall

Category:
Peace
Author
Ted Rall
Read Quote

Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most. – Ted Rall

Category:
dad
Author
Ted Rall
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humor
category

People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say its a sense of humor. If youve got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive. – Phil Keoghan

Category:
Humor

When I look at a lot of older stuff that Ive written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. – David Sedaris

Category:
Humor

Any man who has had the job Ive had and didnt have a sense of humor wouldnt still be here. – Harry S. Truman

Category:
Humor

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. – William Davis

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

It takes time for the absent to assume their true shape in our thoughts. After death they take on a firmer outline and then cease to change. – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Category:
Absence

Whatever your heart clings to and confides in, that is really your God. – Martin Luther

Category:
God

I use a lot of film images, analogies, and imagination. – Carlos Fuentes

Category:
Imagination

We cannot overstate our debt to the Past, but the moment has the supreme claim. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Quotation and Originality,” Letters and Social Aims, 1876

Category:
Live Now