Quote by Ted Rall
Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get p

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. – Ted Rall

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Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most. – Ted Rall

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dad
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The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country. – Ted Rall

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I cant not put humor in a book. – Albert Brooks

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Im not for gratuitous nudity, but if theres humor, I dont have a problem. – Rebecca Romijn

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I realize that humor isnt for everyone. Its only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. – Anne Wilson Schaef

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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. – Edward de Bono

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In oneself lies the whole world and if you know how to look and learn, the door is there and the key is in your hand. Nobody on earth can give you either the key or the door to open, except yourself. – Jiddu Krishnamurti

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Quilters never grow old, they just go to pieces. – Author Unknown

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