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Quote by Ted Rall
Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get p

Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. – Ted Rall

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Money stress is what used to remind me of my Dad most. – Ted Rall

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dad
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The experts who managed the original Marshall Plan say Afghanistan needs a commitment of at least $5 to $10 billion over 5 to 10 years, coupled with occupation forces of 250,000 Allied soldiers to keep the peace throughout the country. – Ted Rall

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Other Quotes from
Humor
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We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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Humor

I was a product of a divorced family and I used humor as a weapon to combat sadness. I used comedy to make my mother laugh in light of the darkness that she faced, and to me it became a very powerful tool at a very young age, at six. I saw how therapeutic it could be. – Josh Gad

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Humor

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. – Carl Hiaasen

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Humor

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

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Humor

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Doing a documentary is about discovering, being open, learning, and following curiosity. – Spike Jonze

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When I do get time, I like to hike and I take lots of vitamins and powders to keep healthy. – Catherine Bell

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I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs. – Diane Abbott

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