User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry Category: Sys Admin Day
Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. – Author Unknown Category: Sys Admin Day
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. – Michael Sinz Category: Sys Admin Day
Youve never lived until youve almost died, for those who fought for it, life has a flavor the protected will never know. – Anon. Category: War
