Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows. – Author Unknown Category: Sys Admin Day
I eventually became proud of my strikeouts, because each one represented another learning experience. – Willie Stargell Category: Experience
I actually was class clown, but I dont know how that happened because Ive never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. – Janeane Garofalo Category: funny