There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge less. We will be the second. – Jeff Bezos Category: Business
Im in show business… I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. – Chris Rock Category: Business
Profit is the most global aspect of a business, and it is cross-functional. – Carlos Ghosn Category: Business
I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they wont be offended. – David Sedaris Category: Family
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. – Jack Handey Category: Skydiving
