Coffee has two virtues, it is wet and warm. РDutch Proverb [Quoted in P.J. Harrebom̩e, Spreekwoordenboek der Nederlandsche t

I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing. – Amy Sherman-Palladino and Daniel Palladino, Gilmore Girls, “Luke Can See Her Fac

Coffee, n. break fluid. – Author Unknown

Coffee in England is just toasted milk. – Author Unknown